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Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, the best bits of our Saturday morning show, live on BBC Radio Wales. This week, Rhod's on Work Experience, so, it is me, Chris Corcoran, in the d__ chair, with Eggzy of Goldie Lookin Chain.

I have got an Eggzy's treat set up for you. / So, you've got special treat for me? / Yeah. / __ __, brilliant. / It is both visual and aural. / I'm really excited about this, because you told me earlier, / Yeah, / I've had two cups of coffee. I'm in the zone now. I'm ready. I really am ready. / Better ... even better, / Yeah, / it links to our conversation last weekend ... / yeah / ... when you phoned up on the all requests Saturday ... uh ... you sat in a sleeping bag ... for how many hours? / Probably about six hours. / Six hours watching ... / uh, science fiction ... science fiction films, yes / __ hold __ so, it links to that. It also links to ... / Huh huh, / ... and, / be quite nice of you / told us / little story / what / do / this afternoon? / very interesting. After we finhish here today, a man __ __ __ pick __ __ __ in a car and take me to Sci-fi London Film Festival, where they do a full 8-hour film challenge, and I have been asked to act in a film they've got to shoot and edit, and have ready for delivery within 48 hours. I ... I could be playing anything. / Wow. / I could be a space mutant, I could be, I could be ... Dr. Who's mate, / Right, / Tony, / I could be anything. / Right. / and I'm / getting geared up for that this afternoon. / Are you prepared to __ __ have you got, uh, these sorts of science ... sci-fi character in your repertorie / covered in your rep__toir, __ __ __ ready to go? Or / I always / research / in front of Youtube / sort of / 16 hours on end, and I've watched some stuff / aliens last night, / Yeah, / uh ... I just, basically, looked / was a film I saw / space invaders / aliens come down from space, / OK, / cause problem / small American __ ... I've done some research / I watched Planet of Apes. So, you know, I'm ready. / So, you'll be all right / chimp / you are a natural chimp / I __ __ monkey / you / you have more genes in you that are monkey-based ... / Yeah / than most humans / Yeah. I mean, they did tests. Monkey man, that's what they called it. / what percent / you are / ultimate monkey man / Yeah, well, true, / although / I judge, not so muhc on hair as you are judging __, / but more on / whether I can imagine / the person I'm talking about w__ be comfy / sat down on their __ eating monkey-__ / and you, more than any human that I know, I could see really comfortably sat down, happy in your own wills / I'd happily throw my own / my own dinner at strangers if they're looking at me / cage / and I get away with it, you know. / all right / look / Eggzy / Ahggg, soup over my face / all / face / this treat / now / are you ready / we can just / what's the ... / OK, so, the __ __ very little / song? Or ... what is it? / song, and, / yeah, / something visual. OK? Are you ready? / track / hang on, uh ... / don't hit the track / just / my hoody off / up / what's / wait there, wait there / hang on / producer / I'm just explaining / chop / show / ultimate T-shirt / here we go / 3, 2, 1 ... hit the track, please / oh my / Flash Gordon T-__ on / play / play / oh, yes / behold / second-best day in my life / oh, brilliant / my pleasure, mate, my pleasure / Get the pleasure machine now / Enjoy. / Hhh. good times.

grand national day / later on, me and Eggzy / choosing / from our own particular areas of competence / I ... I / horses / here we go / this / men, horses / people putting bets on / What's __ bet? / this is / some money / race / doing all right / fifteen to one / favorite / means? / Now, ... is this ... right? / I think ... if I'm right / when two horses are very close / just / go / that's good / close / but not quite as close / coming / by a head / OK, right / just describing horse body parts. / Well, to me ... I've always said this / horse / form of transport / redundant the minute / these people still haven't realized this / オートバイができてから馬は交通機関としては意味をなさなくなったが、この人たちはそのことを知らないんだ。 / five minutes / but / motorbike races / yeah / anymore / different style of racing / can't we just embrace everything, Eggz? / can't really / can / motorbike over some hedges / バイクで垣根は越えられないでしょ / if you / proper run / know / イーブル・クニーブルを知らないか。 / said that / that wasn't technically true, but / you can't / without / バイクがジャンプするには地面の出っ張りが必要でしょ。馬は何もなくてもジャンプできる / I suppose / motorbikes / apple or sugar lumps / also / stand really still, whereas hoses / perpetual motion / in fact, / 馬は静止できない / ahead / at least / load / their eyes / like / a horse / such a cool animal / move like a cat / do you know what? / amazing / miniture horse / agile as a cat / time-machine / I'd go back in time / re-train / as a gentic scientist / agile as a cat / make millions / how old / choose to do that rather than / Saturday afternoon / do you know what? Do you know what? / space pilots / spend / not / I'm not coming back / work / miniture horse / that has the agility of a cat / from / about it? You'll need a petri dish for starters / acid on top / two / smiling / be like / Island of Dr. M__ ... but based in Newport / I'll be cross-breeding animals / ultimate / a bit like / Teflon / you might accidentally invent / billionare / horse / like a cat / maybe / horse-motorbike combination / the head of a horse / yeah / sort of / awareness of horse / 馬の意識を持つオートバイ / wheels / wheels / don't get me wrong. That's a start / exactly / all about. Dare to dream

funny story headline / some / some / some weird stuff / world / out there / quite a lot / scientists train / let's do that story now / good / funniest headline / scientists are get paid to train animals to dance / no more stupid than your / a hybrid of a horse / and a motorbike / what / the other one / wanted to see / head of a monkey / horse / horse / you could spend your life better by doint that / I could retrain / you could retrain / better than / you have got more potential than you think / I'll tell you what / I'll tell you what / better place / scientist / do you know what / if / listening / to fund me / I will go / go / become a scientist. And the first thing I invent / yeah / I will name after the person / who funds me / right / you must be pretty bored now / Chelsea / when I make / motorbike / call / that's what you should do / forget football / forget art / buy / Piccaso / week / I could draw a picture / little boy waving, smiling / Piccaso / much better than Piccaso / listen, O__ich / want / motorbike / loads / honestly. I'll be / I'll do anthing for cash / creat / need, Eggs? / to create a horse-motorbike? / go / university / I'm gonna need / research fund / need a lab / five grand per year / fifteen grand / nine grand a year / 27 grand fees / Right? And you'll need / rent somewhere / yeah / charge about / I don't mind going back to my parents / spare room / I don't mind doing that / free / grand / probably about / sort of, you know, research / into the genetics / creating / itinerary / call / cost flow chart / petri dish. How many of them are you gonna need? / about four. ... 'cause / one for the first / sure / easy / or / just online / school / lab / some of the teachers / get / for free / still alive / so, housing and petri dishes / free / what about / stuff / create / grow the, uh, cultures on / yoghurt / Huh? / you know / orange jelly? / can you grow stuff on that? / possibly / right bacteria / how many years do you think / you're gonna need to / 20 ... I / I promise you, if you give / money / in 20 years, I'll have / horse-motorbike hybrid / thousand / that's just / rest / I'm gonna need / about / give / 22 million / 'cause / research / fine / put research in brackets / fast / official / me in / lab coat / Chelsea / pointless / wasted / time / football / back / you / re-bump the / grand-national / horse-bike riding / brilliant. You see? Change the world.

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